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One small voice in a hill of beans

Thursday, November 02, 2006

I am the coolest


you can tell by just lookin'



These are glasses designed to keep you from crying when you cut onions.
They really work, are are flattering too!

8 Comments:

Blogger Kevin Wolf said...

Damn! I knew I left my aviator goggles somewhere. Give 'em back!

3:54 PM  
Blogger coffeesnob said...

Nuh uh, you can't have 'em!
Finders keepers - Losers (onion) weepers!

5:18 PM  
Blogger Wicked Goodz said...

You have no idea how many times I've been tempted to buy a pair of swim goggles for when I cut onions (pretty much every time I cut onions.

So, how much do those puppies cost? And do they come in magenta (must coordinate with the hair...)

12:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am sure you could paint them or apply colored tape to them. They very well be available in different colors. Swim caps are.
Anyway, those are such a good idea.

9:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I actually don't cry when I slice onions. So, I can go google free.

4:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why do you not cry? Do you slice them under cold water? Do you have no tear ducts or no sense of smell?
I am curious.

1:04 PM  
Blogger coffeesnob said...

Onions are filled with some kind of chemical compound (I wish I could remember the name) that, when released into the air (by cutting the onion) mixes with the water in your eyes and creates a mild acid (doesn't FEEL mild) and that is what makes you cry.

Smell has nothing to do with it - but if AG wears contact lenses that should also prevent crying.

Thus endeth boring Chef lecture.

5:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But, isn't there some connection between the sense of smell and sight/vision? If an odor is bad enough it can make your eyes tear. If you get punched in the nose the eyes tend to tear up which has nothing to do with smell. I was just thinking of the whole nose to eye relation.
I am SO bored at work!

2:00 PM  

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